Zyguardian

A Self-Hating Fantasy
A little boy (12 years old or some shit, who even cares) who is to Russia what weeaboos are to Japan. He doesn't realise that if he actually lived there he would overnight become a batch of delicious mystery-meat pies at one of many dodgy looking butcher shops throughout the country. Perhaps that is secretly what he's been craving to become; his many many hours browsing the depths of tumblr for disgusting (bordering on illegal) pornographic cartoons has convinced him to identify as a Pukka Pie.

Drama Shawarma
His bedroom wall is plastered in images of his god, The Amazing Putini, and he makes regular blood sacrifices to ensure a drama-free existance. Little does he know how much Poutine hates his guts and this is why Zyguardian can do nothing but be a dramatic little queen.

As such, Tryhardian has been there for all the big drama events in SAG history.
 * He has always been part of the SJW Skype groups, although never the one to actually come up with any of the brilliant ways to make the whole group look like fucking idiots on the SAG forums. He just supported whatever shitty ideas they had and was always happy to nose-dive straight into that pile of stinking dung
 * He was a pivotal member in the Midcuck movement, again not actually coming up with anything but just constantly nodding his head in agreement with his friends' terrible ideas.
 * After several months of his group attempting to tumblrify SAG (eg by banning any language that might be offensive, such as "lol gay" or "kys") he managed to wrangle his SJW-bloc into voting him up for trial moderator status. He quickly got used to abusing with his power, slaying every man woman and child for the lols, until he got himself banned. He quickly set about whinging to his group and convinced them all to become complete fucking spastics and also get themselves permanently banned. And thus rose PandemoaningumGaming, a cesspit of bad management and overruling tumblrisms

Other Crimes against Humanity
Despite being clearly obsessed with yaoi ( japanese   underage boy-on-boy  cartoon  porn), having the gayest voice in existance and just generally being a faggot, he always insisted he was not gay. Probably thought himself to be a toaster or one of the myriad other sexuality-choices presented by his "pansexual" tumblr buddies.

In pursuit of realising his perverse yaoi dreams, he even performs illegal sex acts on unsuspecting young boys in the back row of the cinema. Still not gay though amirite?!