Brother Pimp

BrotherPimp is a Cuck who frequently jacks his small penis over his whale of a girlfriend. He frequently browses /mlp/ where he posts hentai of his favourite pony Rainbowdash. When he was born in 2007 his family attempted to throw him down the stairs but unfortunately he only hit the banister so was only partially brain damaged. They wanted to finish the job but his parents figured he wasn't worth the effort and left him there. Soon after, a homeless man found him and took him to a Fish and Chip shop and cooked him in batter which is why he looks like he always looks like he has solidified cum on his face.

In early 2015 he eventually figured out how to operate a computer which wasn't made by Apple(tm) and joined the Splash Attack Gaming server where he increased the salt levels to the point where people were comparing it to the Dead Sea.

A typical conversation with this creature